Parahoy/Tegan and Sara Daydream
Just daydreamed at work that a bunch of Tegan and Sara fans who were too poor/for some reason couldn’t go to Parahoy pirate the cruise ship, a la Captain Phillips, and then make Tegan and Sara the headliners for the rest of the cruise. And everyone welcomes the pirates and have a blast.
I dreamed a dream of Parahoy…
Just so everyone on Parahoy knows, you’re cruising on an ocean of my tears
Everybody, get on my boat, we’re sailing to the Parahoy.
I will always remember March the 7th as the day I didn’t get to attend Parahoy
Everyone on Parahoy needs to be banned from tumblr for the next 5 years minimum because I do not want to hear about all the perfectness I am missing out on thank you very much
I think looking at the Parahoy tag on Instagram was a bad idea. Crying enough tears to set sail on my own cruise.
I want to make a shirt that says “I’m not on parahoy so don’t fucking bother me” so I can wear it everyday until parahoy is over and people will know not to even speak to me because I just c a n t